爆笑帖子

1.护士看到病人在病房喝酒,就走过去小声叮嘱说：“小心肝！“病人微笑道：“小宝贝。”

2.有位大嫂在公共汽车上看到一位即将下车的男人掉了包烟在踏板上,于是赶紧对那男人说：“同志,你烟掉了！”男人大怒：“你才阉掉了！”


3.某男入厕便秘,忽见一人飞奔而入,顷刻风雨交加。“哥们儿,真羡慕你呀,那么快。”“羡慕啥,没脱裤子呢。”


4.某公司招聘,下一位该面试的女孩的英文名是“spring“。秘书欲借机卖弄一下自己的英语水平,喊道：“hi！那个叫‘春’的,轮到你了！”


5.公交车上,站着的孕妇对身旁坐着的陌生男子说：“你不知道我怀孕了吗？”只见男子很紧张的样子道：“可孩子不是我的呀！”


6.女秘书：“老板,你太太来电话,她说要在电话里吻你。”老板：“你先替我收一下,一会过来交给我。”


8.孩子正考虑有关“遗传与环境”的问题。母亲插话道：“这个问题很简单嘛,大家都知道如果孩子像父亲,那就是遗传；像邻居,那就是环境。”

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